如何作为一个老外活在中国
标签海: China • In-Jokes • Quotes • Reads For Pleasure
Try not to think in terms of right or wrong, rude or polite, dirty or clean. Ask as many questions as you can. Don’t talk about politics. Eat lots of noodles. Eat lots of fruit, but always clean them before hand. Don’t be shy. Go to karaoke. Don’t talk about Japan.
避免思考事情的对错与否，礼貌与否，干净与否。尽可能多提问、别谈政治、多吃面条、多吃水果，但确保你把它们洗干净了。不要害羞、去唱卡拉OK、别谈日本。
虽然我想说这样你就败了。但任何希望体验真实中国人民生活的海外旅客，都需要读这篇文章。
其实作者是喜欢中国的，否则不会二次来访——他只是指出真实的中国罢了。文中还有很多符合中国思维的例子，自己去看吧。
The Otherside via Danwei, also on flickr
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的確是好文~~~我喜歡，本來看了一段以為作者只到過北方。但是看見他說Go to a teahouse and try as many different kinds as you want
的時候，你果然有到過南方，至少，去過somewhere like southern China。
Don’t expect to get laid. Don’t do anything that could land you in jail. Find out what can and can’t land you in jail, you’ll be surprised.
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這叫真相啊真相~~
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